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2009-12-07T19:49:00.007+08:00

hey

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2009-12-07T19:35:00.002+08:00

HEY!

im back.

actually, not really, but i will try my best to post as often as possible:D

my sis and i have recently went on a online shopping streak, haha
it's actually very very VERY fun!

i would like to recommend this INCREDIBLE blogshop which sells veryvery PREEETTY clothes at AMAZINGLY CHEAP PRICES!

it's located @ www.affordable-loves.blogspot.com

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!

GO ON AND SHOP NOW!:DD

My Favourite Things

2009-06-02T18:44:00.004+08:00

Here's a VERYSHORT list of my favourite things;)

Since a picture speaks a thousand words, i shall use them.

reminds me of my deceased pet, Grassjelly:(

loved the songs inside:)

i LOVE zen furniture!!

i'm a shoeaholic, unfortunately:D

my cca!

~nearly there..

i love purple and i love roses, so here's what you get:)

funny love.

that's all for NOW.

bye!

2009-06-01T23:40:00.002+08:00

HEY!

I've recently started to try out online shopping!!

It's quite fun actually:)

you should try it too!

Some links to online shops:

MissFashion (--------->)

www.gmarket.com.sg

bye for now!

2009-01-24T21:15:00.002+08:00

Hello.

Have started work at Marine Parade NTUC FairPrice.
actually, i'm already resigning. LOL.
last day falls on Jan 31st.

still have to work tmr(new year eve).
but nevermind.
i'd gladly accept the $$$! haha

compared to other stores, we have quite a lot of young ppl.
there's 11 of us, with all of us except 1 waiting for o lvl results.
and that's cashiers alone.

There's this Korean guy at my workplace, called Park Sun Myung. (SM, if you're reading this, buy me lunch tmr hor, cause i'm promoting you! :D)
he's very pro you know, cause he came to Singapore when he was very young, he can speak English, Chinese, Korean, and even understand hokkien!!
What the right!

I'm the only TKGian at that store, most of the rest are either from TKSS or AHS.
So they always say all those CoEd stuff that i just don't understand.
Nevermind, we girls ALSO have our OWN stuff. HAH. lol
i FINALLY know what's GG..FINALLY.
they always say it..as if it's like 'lol' like that.
but the only problem is, IT HAS NO LINK WHATSOEVER to what they're implying.=_=

Anway, our store blacked out yesterday, the ENTIRE store!!
JUST AS I WAS SIGNING OUT TO GO BACK HOME!!!
KICK ASS.
i had everything out already, my Nets reports and settlement, my cash tray, etc.
but just as i was signing out the Visa machine, the whole place just went out.
when i went upstairs (in the same store), ppl were still shopping like nothing has happened.
that's the special thing about our store, cause it is an individual 2-storey building it has a big glass roof, so the place was still rather bright except for the goods lanes..
so the ONLY counter in operation was the one temporarily set up outside for the CNY goods like oranges and drinks. the queue was SO long..

the BIG problem that i face in FP MP: PEOPLE over there buy like there's no tomorrow!!!!!
GAH!!!!

rmb to come and support me ok!
but don't buy so much, heehee:D
if you are, plsplsplsplEEEEASSSE pay by nets or visa..haha

The CHRISTMAS AFTERMATH

2008-12-25T14:02:00.002+08:00

TOO MUCH FOOD.

OVERLOAD.

Too much delicious and pretty food!!!!
AHHHH

going to the loo now.

byeee.

PROM

2008-11-22T19:27:00.003+08:00

Hey!

I'M BACK.

cough cough

with a sore throat that is.
Man, i just choked on my dinner.
Probably had too much "nice" food at Prom.

YAY!!

O LEVELS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!
p.s: i seriously think that i'm probably the last one to tell the whole world about it.=_=

but WHO CARES?!
IT'S GONNA BE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN UNTIL THE NOVELTY WEARS OFF.

Anyway, believe me, for the past week, the shock of having finished the Os has not even wore
off yet.

To Clement: Unlike the way you expected, i did NOT scream my lungs out after coming home from the last paper. Instead, we screamed right after the invigilator collected our scripts!

'cause the hall did not have enough seats, we took our last paper(Chem MCQ) in a class room.
Invigilator(halfway collecting the mcq answer scripts: ok, i know you all want to scream, but
wait first)

Invigilator(having just collected everyone's scripts):ok girls, you can scream now.

Us: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(and it
went on and on and on...)

i did not make that convo up, it really happened.

So 2 days after my last paper (Fri, 14/11/08), we had PROM!

And WHO says single-sex school students' PROMs are boring?
WE thoroughly ENJOYED ourselves!!Even without GUYS! yea

the buffet food was delicious. and we had dance after that.
it wasn't all those cliche ballroom dancing(partly because there were only girls and also no one really knows how to)
instead, we danced to songs that the DJ played, like Low by Flo Rida, and we all went down at the Lowlowlowlowlow part. we were really doing wild dancing. (one thing great abt tkgs is that there's no one looking at you
strangely when you're dancing crazily, 'cause they're all too busy doing the same) haha
The MCee that was hired even did rapping while we were dancing. Not bad huh!

after prom, we went for a Midnight Movie at Plaza Singapura.
We initially wanted to catch Saw V, but it was R 21!!!!! OH MAN!!!!
so in the end we ended up watching MADAGASCAR: Escape 2 Africa
it was REALLY funny. my friends were still laughing even after coming out from the cinema.lol

The night was UNFORGETTABLE.

Gotta go now, ppl are pressing me to upload the prom pics. sigh, too lazy leh.

BYEEEE.

You gain some, you lose some.

2008-09-14T03:01:00.007+08:00

YAY!

New skin!
Was too lazy, so decided to get one from the template.

BUT,
I LOST ALL MY LINKS!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO...

p.s: i've linked INCORPORATEDFX's myspace address in this post's title.

Just simply loving his sense of humour;)

and looks.

Teehee.

Verbal Diarrohea

2008-09-14T01:11:00.003+08:00

WOAH.
I had just came on and realised that my last post was on MARCH 15TH.
Sheesh.

Anyway, i'm finally here to revive this giant from its slumber.
I've decided to write in this 1-sentence-per-line form cause i really think that it's easier to read. TRUST ME, you'll be grateful.

Prelims' are OVER.
It's so sudden.
I can't even feel the change.
My mom said i'm just like a hard magnetic material, takes time to be magnetised, but thus takes longer to demagnetised.
Similarly, it took me almost FOREVER to get into the exam mood that many had already got into, and now i still have the feeling that the exams are still on.
Darn.

Yesterday(12th sept) was the last day of my prelims.
I had Chem and Phy MCQ.
I didn't finish my phy paper so i was really grilling up for my MCQ.
Fortunately, i did much better.
Sadly for Chem, i didn't.
NEVERMIND.

So, to reeward myself, instead of going ALL THE WAY to Kallang New Leisure Mall to have lunch with my friends, i met Esther (my sis) at TM's Sakae Sushi!
We ate for our lives, hah.
We had tamaki, tako pachi balls, sushi of course, udon, fried and steamed tofu, inagi, unagi, and so so many others.
They were OISHII!
I shall upload the photos another day ok?
hmm, i'll probably only upload them on my facebook acc if i'm feeling lazy.
lol.
Went out ACCESSORY SHOPPING with Natasha after that.;)
MMHMM.

Then today(13th sept), i went out with Esther AGAIN for an afternoon of SHOE SHOPPING!
I seem to be doing too many THEME SHOPPING lately huh.
This was one of the few times in which less then 5 shoes caught my attention.
ORHhhh..
Anyway, i finally bought a pair of 3.5 inch silver grey heels at Shine.
Yippe. So happy.
Esther bought a pair of 3 inch white dinner heels.
NICE.

We then had dinner at Katrina's.
Local delights.
HMM...
I loved their black velvet seats.
So COMFY.

Came back at 8 and started using Youtube.
I'm bored you know. Surprisingly.
Anyway, i chanced upon this guy who calls himself INCORPORATEDFX and uploads videos about him talking about himself and giving advice to guys.
MY GOD, THEY WERE HILARIOUS.
Examples of some video names: How to get girls (3 parts), Why Asian girls like white guys, Yellow for White, Valentine's Day, 50 things, etc.
I LOVED the videos Valentine's Day and 50 things.
OH MAN.
I even subscribed to his channel, and also added his myspace acc under favourites, cause he decided to upload them there from now onwards.
Looks like i'm gonna be a fan of a comedian.
lol.
Of ALL THINGS.
p.s: Anything that makes my laugh, is GOOD.
p.s.s: He looks good. (When he has hair and wears specs) ;)
Go watch his videos k?
WARNING: some parts may have crude content.
NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE A PROPER SENSE OF HUMOUR.

There's this other guy who takes similar videos and is said that INCORPORATEDFX looks like him.
He's Kevin and calls himself KEVJUMBA.
You can watch his videos at www.kevjumba.com
p.s: He's not bad too. lol
p.s.s: but although he has the looks, i still think the former is funnier. Nah, both are funny in different ways.
Go Check it out.

It's 5 mins to 2am.
God, i feel sleepy.
Orh man, so fast.
Signing off to continue watching Kevjumba's videos.
Byee.
p.s.: WOAH, just realised how long i wrote.
p.s.s: nobody probably knows that i've revived this thing. Gonna go tell the world.

Till then, Stay TUNED.

2008-03-15T14:21:00.004+08:00

HEY!!!

i'm back.
with tons of work still on the shelf..bleah.

anyway, one of my friends made me try this. And that's my seduction style:

lol.
like i have one.

And they said i'd need this:

Sheesh..haha

MAMA R signing off.

2007-11-26T00:27:00.000+08:00

GA.
I'm so falling asleep.
I don't really know why, but i've been feeling sleepy these few days.WEIRD.
THat is so not rachel.
Anyway, the CHaLET was a BLAST!!I so loved every second of it!Hey c'mon, who plays majong till 5 am in the mornings? US!! I was almost dozing off when playing when Denise's mom started laughing.And guess what? We all joined in.HAHAHAHA
We were snorting away man.:D
ShuYing kept winning and it wasn't fair, so we switched seats 'cos we "supposedly suspected" that all the luck was from her seat. We were so wrong.
It was from the BLANKET from our room that she was holding to.HAHAHAHAH. Who'd blame her? It was COLD in the executive chalet.
The last night we went around Downtown East and took SO MANY pictures. Too many. We posed for photos at many hilarious spots(like beside Ben&Jerry's COW, the bushes with green and eerie lightings, the Marquee: played with our shadows and the coloured spotlights and lastly the pond, where we acted like nerds and nearly pushed Denise into the water: luckily Leaf didn't kill us.HAHA)
We tried so HARD to persuade Cheryl to stay for the second night. LOL. We were all like shouting at her man. Who'd call her to say that she misses her bed and her oh-so-beloved bathroom. LOL.
Talk about homesickness. When ur 15mins away from home. SHeeSH.

Anyway, on 23rd(fri), my church class held a bbq at weng sun's house. It was HUGE. And she's the ONLY CHILD. There were so many baby parrots. They were SO CUTE!
We played taiti(is this how u spell it?: i WON) and watched "I NOT STUPID TOO. Charmaine likes the joshua guy. IT's a good thing no one cried.lol.we were short of tissues.
We had this small bbq pit to ourselves. and "somepeople" have mostly burnt the sausages and chicken wings..haha. But it was great fun. Porlin accidentally dropped a chickenwing into the charcoal itself and Ryan set fire to his POOR marshmallow while trying to bbq it.

IT WAAS GREAT FUN. I had Great fun:)

2007-11-12T21:37:00.000+08:00

YO!

Rachel-the-great is BACK.

YUP.
Got that?
I shall repeat that,

I'M BACK!!!

er.ok.
enough crapping.
WOW, after a...let's see...6 month 'break' i'm back to this ever so dead blog finally. Anyway, a lot has happened. Yup, A LOT. Too many. Guess you'll know what i mean. So, what shall i talk about? Ah yes.

So the crazy exams are over at last. Deproved quite a fair bit for my term 4 results than compared to the other terms..except that i improved for my Chem when 60% of the cohort had failed! OK. I know what you're thinking. I'm not a sadist. Luckily, i still had the 5th position in class(SURPRISINGLY, after seeing how bad my eoys were), all thanks to the previous terms' results.

Ok. None of the exam crap. The whole sec 3 cohort had our extended studies from 29th oct to 7th nov. It's sort of a tradition already..so no protesting allowed. bleah. Had my Chi O Level exam on the 31st, Chem O lvl SPA the VERY NEXT DAY and a Physics SPA on 6th.

Talk about happy holidays. =_=

But who cares now? It's been 5 days into my holidays and i've done perpetually nothing except reading books, shopping and going to church. And now, i'm going to Denise's Birthday celebration CUM chalet party TOMORROW!! It's gonna be a 3 day 2 night stay at Aranda Country Club, which is next to Downtown East, which is where we're gonna spend having fun for the next 3 days.
Yippee. I can't wait.
Actually, on second thoughts, i can. Cause i'm still sitting here typing this, and not running to the country club bare-footed begging for entry.
That, would be SO NOT COOL. But who cares about being cool when ur in a Girls' school? Ok. I shall take that back.

Coming back to church. During our youthhour, my teacher was asking us whether we have prayed about our marriage, about who we wanna marry next time. Oh come on, who prays about that at this age? And even if we do, we wouldn't tell him would we?
Things people pray for nowadays are simply too materialistic. Me included. So i shall try to kick that habit from now onwards, and i know it's not gonna be easy.

hmm...oh yea.
Grassjelly died 2 months ago. :((((
for those who do not know grassjelly, he's a salamander that i had as a pet for the past 4 yrs..he's sort of a water lizard, cause he lives in shallow water and has such cute eyes. They're just like small round black marbles staring up at you. He used to have a mate and i called her Red Bean. They had many babies but only one survived. It died a few months later than the other babies. Red Bean died one month after laying the eggs.
I miss grassjelly and red bean so much:(

Anyway,
for those of you who are 'interested' in my love life,(you know who u are,hah) you're in for a BIG DISAPPOINTment. cause, Rachel, that's me, have no connections or whatsoever with the oppostie sex for the whole of this year. Yea. Rachel-the-great has successfully malfunctioned her heart and is finally thinking with her remaining guts and brain.

Yeps. Talk about a boring life. WOMEN RULE.
haha
But it's not like i have no one in mind. Teehee:)

My friend, Wen Jing, used to always tell me how boring it will be to go to the Sec 4 Graduation Prom with no guys involved. But i'd always tell her that after studying in a girls' school for 4 years of your prime, you'll be an independent woman and you'll find that girls are also very fun to be with. No sick thoughts here k, Dai Ling. HAHA

Finally, i shall sign off now.
Gotta go pack for the stayover.

Hooked-unto-dreaming-and-gaining-an-ounce-by-the-minute.

Bye;)

2007-05-17T21:13:00.000+08:00

NEW SKIN!

wee!

I've got a new blogskin made by Ai Ying!!

Anyway, there seems to be something wrong with image shack..cause it's jamming up everyone's pictures.

But thanks to Ai Ying, i've got a new skin in no time flat,

THANKS AI YING!

haha:)

OH MY GOD

2007-05-15T17:02:00.000+08:00

OH.MY.GOD.

WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO MY POOR PICS??

THE ONES AIYING MADE FOR ME!!!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O

this is so not happening..:(

2007-03-04T03:51:00.000+08:00

Save your eyes

I'm currently enlarging the font size of all my posts and entries..

No more squinting!

YAY!

2007-03-04T01:36:00.000+08:00

Rachel's Back With her Personal History Book
Personal History Entry 1 (PHE 1)

Yeah! I'm back!
OK, So it's no big news.
But anyway..
Manymanymanymany + Many^100 things have happened.

During the November/December holidays, i've became Tampines Regional Library's VERY Frequent Visitor(VFV - haha. Named it myself) - a.k.a avid reader. Can you believe it, I'd read around 22 books during the hols!
Most unfortunately, i forgot to read my LIT TEXT!!!! That was so stupid..and i couldn't even answer most of the questions from the pop quiz on the 2ND Lit period. Bleah =_="

Secondly, i didn't get to go overseas during the hols as my parents had to go on a mission trip to Vietnam. I know it's for a very good cause BUT all the housekeeping and locking and washing was all thrown unto me!! How unfair is that! hah.
Nevertheless, they are still repaying it back by bringing us to Malaysia to view fireflies this March hols! Yay, can't wait.

Back to the story..the 4 week of January was spent in Pulau Ubin, where we had our OBS training. We had a fire drill in the middle of the night on the first day of camp i think. My class watch was the only "Privileged" and "Honoured" group to trek 14km on foot with backpacks almost half the weight of the carriers.
Our land expedition was tough and I've never seen a sillier trekking route in my whole life. We had to trek all the way from the West of Pulau Ubin to the far East of it and BACK to the middle of it, going on the same route. So much for training us. There was once when we were lost. Miraculously, a dog from the Pulau Ubin village which we had trekked past tagged along and led the way for about a Km! It even stopped to rest when we took our famous "20 seconds standing-up" breaks.
We also had the honour of experiencing Kayaking in 'Tri-Yaks', which holds a max. of 3 people each. Our sea expedition was so unforgettable. (Haha. Aiying and Cheryl would definitely know best) The 3 of us shared a Tri-Yak and within 5 mins of the expedition we came in contact with quite a large boat. Luckily it was anchored..or else you would be looking at a dead person's blog : Rachel Ng, remembered by all, missed by loved ones.

haha.ok.touchwood.

Even though it was extremely hot in the day and freezing at night, we had the most fantastic time of our lives with our watch Shackleton and our trainer Andy that no one would ever experience. Frankly speaking, it was a once in a lifetime experience. You would never wanna think about going there again if you have to go through the 14-km trekking all over again.

Anyway..i came back with 3 different skin shades on each arm..the darkest part(Fingers to Back hand)caused by exposure throughout the camp, the dark part(Middle arm to upper elbow area)caused by wearing a t-shirt on most of the days and the lightest part, which is the normal skin colour(the shoulders)are due to nil exposure. DUH! What else.
In conclusion, i looked like a walking faded charcoal. Haha.

It all came and went too fast. We had to endure our Term one exams before CNY. But the good thing was that we truly enjoyed CNY. Hey, our principal even said that we deserved this holiday. My results were mostly up to my standards..wee.

And now, i'm sitting here at 2:58 am in the living room typing this into my laptop. Time sure flies..like what Mr Lim I Khiew, my Pri 3 form teacher had said: time and tide waits for no man.
Sure thing dude.

I've grown old enough. haha

GAAA..i feel like dozing off..but i have to finish watching my all-time favourite HANA KIMI show on youtube!!! So long guys!

Adeios!(That is if i've spelt it correctly)
;)

2007-02-23T18:06:00.000+08:00

Quotes worth Remembering

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." --- Winnie the Pooh

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." ---Charles Caleb Colton

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "Friendship! is one mind in two bodies." ---Mencius

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us." "If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." ---Stone Temple Pilots

"I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay." ---dave Matthew's band

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere." --- Tim McGraw

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." ---Lee Iacocca

"Hold a true friend with both your hands." ---Nigerian Proverb

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." ---unknown

2007-02-23T16:26:00.000+08:00

GIRL TALK

Even though i don't believe some of the things in this, but it's worth a read:)

Did U no kissing is healthy

Bananas are good for period pain

Its good to cry

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

Lying is actually unhealthy

Only apply mascara to your top lashes

Its actually true, boys DO insult u when they like you!

Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!

89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move

Chocolate will make you feel better!

Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any

Boys arent worth your tears

We ALL love suprises!!

Finally,

We ROCK.

2006-12-22T22:00:00.000+08:00

Crappy day(We have the GOOD and the BAD)

God.
I feel so crappy today.
I have this bad and stupid headache..and it's ringing around my head like some cranky bee which hasn't had its honey yet.
ARGH.

Anyway,
Let's talk about the bad news first.
1)I have a skull-splitting headache
2)And instead of lying down for a nap, i'm sitting here listening to loud music and writing this crappy post
3)To please the people who has been "nagging" me to write one for months.
4)I haven't stepped out of the house for the past 24 hours..not even the corridor, God, i'm moulding.
5)SCHOOL's in less than about a week away.

During my primary school years, i've always despised going back to school,
but when the secondary years rolled around, i found myself yearning to get me butt back to the school grounds.
But too bad, not this coming year.
I'm so not yearning to go back.
And i'll back my 15 stones on it.
(Even if i don't weigh much more than the measly15 stones.)

So what about you?
Wanna go back to school.
Oh..i know u want to.
Don't deny.
Especially with a new haircut or two.
haha.

Anyway,
I've been a very frequent visitor to the Tampines library.
Of course to borrow and read books,
what else?
I've finished 13 books from the begining of December till now..
Phew.
It's nice to take up reading during the holidays ouy know.
You can relax and loosen up a bit.
But not TOO much,
'cause f you're too "loose",
it would probably take you a long time to "pull" yourself back together.
haha.

Ok, enough of jokes when this silly headache is around.
Ok,
i know, i need to go and rest right?
yes, yes,
this is what i would do right now.

Bye for now.

2006-12-02T21:10:00.000+08:00

Class Reunion '06

See that title?
yea,
my Primary 6/7 class had our class reunion cum BBQ
and Mrs Dieu booked a bungalow at Aloha Loyang.
It was HUGE.
2 storeys with a toilet in EVERY room.
woah.

Anyway, since we girls cleared away the rain water and started the fire,
the guys have to do the cooking.
(Hey, we cooked last year you know. except that there was a part where a piece of lighted charcoal drop onto the charcoal box and set it alight.
But NEVER fear,
cause Rachel is here..haha
i had no water, so i used a bit of 7-up to put it out.HAHA)

The chalet was nice..
we played in the under-12 playground filled with plastic balls and got kicked out by the security guard(bleah).

The BEST part of it was when we were splashing around in the shallow part of the pool, Leona started pushing people into the water...
hahaha..it was so fun!
We were soaked to the skin and i got a cold for the next 2 days...
but it was all worth it.

A while later,
Natalie and i got down and bbqed some marshmelows..
bad thing was..
it looked so mashed up that no one wanted to eat them..
too bad,
they ended up in the bin.

Not the people of course,
the marshmelows.

Other than that, there was nothing much really..
it was a bit too late to do anything fun..
so we went home while some stayed over.

End of Story.

2006-10-26T21:12:00.000+08:00

Last day of school 2006

Got that?

BOOOWAHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!

It doesn't even feel like the last day of school!!!!

sigh..

don't you always realise..
when you hate school...
you still have to scrape through the school days..

But when you want school..
it seems to late..

sigh.

anyway..
It seems as if the school is squashing up all the programmes that they SHOULD be having for the past months up till today...
so we ended up going back at 3:15 p.m!!

ok. p.m of course..
what else? a.m?

Whereas, on the OTHER hand, i'm VERY happy with my results...haha
i'm not an easily contented person..
so when i say 'i'm quite contented'
you'll get the hint.

HOWEVER,
i still chose All Double science Combinations for my 3 choices..
'cause
1)I don't really like Bio..even though i like studying it.
2)I have much more interest in Humanity Subjects.

so..for my fellow TKGians..
to let you know..
i took combi B2, B7, and B1 as my choices..

yay!
another burden relieved.

sigh.
coming back to the last day of school.
I still cannot accept the last-day-of-school fact.
This is too saddenning already...

BOOAWAAAHHHHHHHH...

P.S: Dailing..even if you're not gonna be in the same class..
You're always invited to corrupt our already *corrupt-concentrated minds*
haha :)

Uncle Tyomita

2006-10-26T20:58:00.000+08:00

Uncle Tyomita

Moshi Moshi!

lol.that meant 'hello' in Japanese.
anyway, my family and i met my Japanese uncle on sunday.
woah..it's been one whole year since i saw him...
And this was only the 2nd time since i saw him!!
in all my 14 years!
ah...his life is too hectic there..
He married my aunt, and they had 3 children...
so that means that i have 3 Japanese cousins.cool.
haha.
anyway...the youngest one is a guy..
and his around 13 years..
and is currently 1.72 m in HEIGHT.

WOAH.

haha.
anyway...Uncle Tyomita said that if his eldest daughter(Ally) is going to get married..
They gonna hold the wedding in Hawaii!!!

HAWAII!!!HERE WE COME!!

p.s(how on earth am i gonna talk to my cousin? Hmm..how about lending me a couple of ladders? haha:) )

A special tribute to Steve Irwin (lived a hero, died a hero)

2006-10-26T20:52:00.000+08:00

A special tribute to Steve Irwin (lived a hero, died a hero)

This is a petition to get a life size statue of Steve Irwin (lived a hero, died a hero) to
be built in Australia zoo with no charge 2 the Irwin family.

All we need is 1000 signatures if you don't sign you are disrespectful to an Aussie hero.

so please sign. When you are the 1000th signature please send it back to gt; to_small_4_school@hotmail.com.au

Please copy the body of email and paste into new email, add your name and send to all your friends.

1 Ben klarenbeek
...
....
.....
132.Neusha kristen behnam (wahhh.. god bless u.. may u rest in peace)
133.Nelisa crystal behnam (same here)
134.Rachel Ng (Thank you for the wonderful changes that you have made to animal life).

An amazing Love Story

2006-10-24T22:28:00.000+08:00

An amazing Love Story

> >> He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing
> >>after
> >>
> >>
> >> her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end
> >>of
> >>the
> >>
> >> party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised,
> >>but
> >>due
> >>
> >> to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he
> >>was
> >>too
> >>
> >> nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought,
>
>>please,
> >>let
> >>
> >> me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give
> >>me
> >>
> >>
> >> some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but
> >>still,
> >>he
> >>
> >> put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously;
> >>why
> >>you
> >>
> >> have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living
> >>near
> >>
> >> the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the
> >>sea,
> >>
> >>
> >> just like the taste of the salty coffee.
Now every time I have the
> >>salty
> >>
> >> coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I
> >>miss
> >>my
> >>
> >> hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there".
> >>While
> >>
> >>
> >> saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who
> >>can
> >>tell
> >>
> >> out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about
> >>home,
> >>
> >> has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke
> >>about
> >>
> >> her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really
> >>nice
> >>
> >> talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who
> >>meets
> >>
> >>all
> >>
> >> her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He
> >>was
> >>
> >>
> >> such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty
> >>coffee!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the
> >>princess
> >>
> >>
> >> married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And,
>>every
> >>
> >> time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as
> >>she
> >>
> >> knew that's the way he liked it.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My
> >>dearest,
> >>
> >> please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie
> >>I
> >>said
> >>
> >> to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was
> >>so
> >>
> >> nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt
> >>It
> >>
> >>was
> >>
> >> hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that
>>could
> >>be
> >>
> >> the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many
> >>times
> >>
> >> in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not
> >>to
> >>
> >>lie
> >>
> >> to you for anything..
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't
> >>like
> >>
> >> the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the
> >>salty
> >>
> >> coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for
> >>
> >> anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness
> >>for
> >>my
> >> whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know
> >>you
> >>and
> >>
> >> have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty
> >>coffee
> >>
> >> again".
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her:
> >>what's
> >>
> >> the taste of salty coffee?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> It's sweet. She replied.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Love is not to forget but to forgive, not to c but to understand, not to
> >>hear
> >>
> >> but to listen, not to let go but to HOLD ON !!!!
> >>
> >>
> >> Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the
> >>one
> >>
> >> you like will leave you for the one they love.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
> >>
> >> Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
> >>
> >> Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
> >>
> >> Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
> >>
> >> Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
> >>
> >> Wait for the one who is constantly
reminding you of how much he
> >>
> >> cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
> >>
> >> Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's
> >>
> >> her."

2006-10-11T10:46:00.000+08:00

Oh LOOK.

I'd Just received a bad news.

a
REALLY
BAD
ONE.

But too bad,
i wouldn't share it with you.

I couldn't bear to do so.

Mug OUT

2006-10-11T10:42:00.000+08:00

Mug OUT

IT'S

ALL

OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can U believe it?

all that mugging and tugging and shuffling and screaming...

ITS ALL OVERRRRR

Don't u just feel the
SWEETNESS
of this fact?

at least for once,
it's a good one.

But it will not last long
or so i think.

Random Jokes

2006-10-10T17:42:00.000+08:00

Random Jokes

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. '
My trouble is,' he said,
'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Wasn't that funny?
U gotta laugh once in a while.
It'll be unhealthy not to.

SHort and SWeet.

2006-08-22T20:24:00.000+08:00

Have u ever wondered why my posts have all been quite short and straight forward?

It's because nobody would wanna read such long and dreary posts.

come on man,

tell me,

who wants to read anybody's day-to-day life?

that would be so ...

unless u have an *unspoken motive*

haha.

ok.

crap.

so people,

stop beating around the bush.

and start leaving your daily posts

Short.

Simple.

and

Sweet.

for the sake of your readers.

;)

Strange? But true.

2006-07-22T20:10:00.000+08:00

Only in America......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

------------------ Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

English Language!......geez...

2006-07-22T19:58:00.000+08:00

English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes
we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all) T
hat is why When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Acknowledgements

2006-07-15T21:54:00.000+08:00

THANKS AI YING!

~for helping me create such a beautiful blog skin in the most beautiful colour.

:)

THANKS ALOT

Hello!!!!

2006-07-14T15:32:00.000+08:00

Hello!
Ai Ying here.Hah.I changed the blogskin.
I DIDN'T HACK IN!
(Don't ask me why i got in)
Bye!!!

The Revenge

2006-07-03T15:57:00.000+08:00

You may want to spend a few minutes to find out something about your character.

............... In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it.

They are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange
Which fruit will you choose?
Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it.
This is great, I was astounded!

Your choice reveals a lot about you!
Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
If you have chosen:
a Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches !
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

I hope you find fulfilment in this new insight about yourself.
May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
Also, I'll bet that right now you would like to find me and kick me in the ass, for wasting your time.

Well, You won't find me....because I am still hunting down the person who sent this to me.............

Waste someone's time...forward to a friend! At least smile, you know you want to laugh.

Thanks

2006-06-30T15:44:00.000+08:00

Today's bible reading is from: 2 Corinthians 9:12

So two good things will happen--the needs of the Christians in Jerusalem will bemet, and they will joyfully express their thanksgiving to God. (NLT)

Do you ever say grace before dinner? 'Thank-you Lord for this food. Amen!' Then you all tuck in. It becomes so automatic, you can kind of forget why you are doing it?

In this verse it says two 'good' things will happen if Christians are generous: people's needs would be met, and they'd thank God.
So often, we forget to thank God for all that we have. If you look around, God has made such a wonderful world. Everything fits so beautifully together. He came on earth and died in our place so we could have a relationship with Him.
Not only that, but He speaks to us, teaches us and blesses us now.
Amazing! He also knows our needs. It says in the Bible that God looks after the birds and the flowers, how much more will He look after us.
We have so much to thank Him for, so let's do it! God certainly deserves it!
~Maddy B

Bible Reading (2)

2006-06-28T18:44:00.000+08:00

Today's bible reading is from: Colossians 2:7

Let your roots grow down into him and draw up nourishment from him, so you will grow in faith, strong and vigorous in the truth you were taught. Let your livesoverflow with thanksgiving for all he has done.

If you think of a tree or a flower, they cannot survive without their roots.They need them to get all the nourishment they need or they will die. An oaktree's roots go way, way into the ground, and it would take loads of force toknock it down. It goes through summer, winter, storms, rain- you name it, and itwill still be there. That is what we can be like if we base our lives on Jesus Christ.

Without him weare pretty likely to fall over, but if we trust in him to hold us down, we aresafe and can withstand anything. We just need to have faith that he will hold usdown. With our roots firmly in God, his goodness will overflow from us. We shouldn'thold this in though cause it would be a bit pointless. We should be a livingexample of how amazing God is!

Contributed by: Laura M

PHEW

2006-06-23T18:44:00.000+08:00

THAT'S WAS A LOT to type..

hahaha..

can relax already.

:)

EWWWWWW

MY BROTHER JUST BURPPPPED on ME!!!!!

THAT IS SO SICK.

Bleah >_<

Campfire Songs

2006-06-23T18:09:00.000+08:00

Just felt bored and typed these songs in.

If u like them, u can copy them if u want:)

Welcome Yell
Adiji, adiji, ah-oo-ah
Adiji, adiji, zis boom ba
Ah-oo-ah, zis boom ba
Rah rah rah!

Campfire's Burning
P: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
All: Campfire! X2
P: Campfire's burning now!
All: Campfire's burning now! X2
P: Burning now
All: Burn, burn, burn! X2
P: Campfire's burning in the dark dark night. We say
All: Ooo yeah... yippee yippee yeah X2
P: Campfire's burning now
All: Campfire's burning now X2
P: BUrning now
All: Burn, burn, burn! X2

Alien Song
Boom X4
I'm an alien from the outer space
Boom X4
Come to Singapore to sell toothpaste
Boom X4
When i see your Gramma's face
Boom X4
It reminds me of a monkey's face
Hey Hey monkey face
Tell your Gramma to use my toothpaste

Cannibal King (action)
A cannibal king with a fat nose ring
Fell in love with a hula dame
And every night, on a bright moonlight
Over the lake he came
He hugged and kissed his pretty little miss
Under the bamboo tree
And every night on a bright moonlight
It sounded like this to me
(Aroom muack muack
Aroom Muack Muack
Aroom di da di ye) X2

Friendship Song
As we walk to the left
As we walk to the right
As we walk as we walk as we walk all night
With a heel and a toe and a half-round turn
On the heel and the toe and a new friend found

Little Green Frog (action)
Mm-aa goes the little green frog one day
Mm-aa goes the little green frog
Mm-aa goes the little green frog one day
And they all go mm-aa-wah!
(Frogs Clap)
Sha-la-la-la-la (clap)
Sha-la-la-la-la (clap)
Sha-la-la-la-la X2
And they all go mm-aa-wah!
Repeat changing the 'little green frog to:
'little macho frog', 'little sexy frog'

Titanic Song
They built a ship titanic
to sail the ocean blue
they thought they built a ship
that no water could go through
but the Lord of mighty hands
knew the ship would never land
it was sad when the big ship went down
Oh it was sad (echo) X2
it was sad when the big ship
went down to the bottom
and the husbands and wives
and the children lost their lives
it was sad when the big ship went down
(repeats faster and faster)

Pass It On
It only takes spark to get the fire going
and soon all those around will warm up its glowing
that's how it is with God's love
once you've experienced it
you'll spread his love to everyone
you want to pass it on

What a wonderous time is spring
when all the trees are budding
the birds begin to sing
the flowers start their booming
that's how it is with God's love
once you've experienced it
you want to sing
it's fresh like spring
you want to pass it on

I wish for you my friend
this happiness that i've found
you can depend on him
it matters not where you're bound
i'll shout it form the mountain top
i want my world to know
the Lord of love has come to me
i want to pass it on

Hokey-Pokey
Put your right hand in
put your right hand out
your go in out in out
and shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey and you
turn yourself around
that's what it's all about
*repeat changing right hand to left hand
Hey hokey pokey
hey hokey pokey
that's what it's all about
*repeat with right/ left leg..

Shakespeare Freak

2006-06-22T17:55:00.000+08:00

i'm one of them.

look at this and laugh.

Modern Shakespeare.

Today is MY DAY.

2006-06-22T17:29:00.000+08:00

No,
it's not my birthday.

My birthday has past longggg ago...

To be precise,
5 months and 15 days.

haha

anyway,
it's MY DAY today!!!

it's Crapping Day!

i'm weird,
when i'm stressed or bored,
i'll just start crapping
without noticing

so when i crap,
PLEASE do tell me.

Thanks alot:)

But on every June the 22nd,
it's my crapping day,
sp for this day,
and ONLY this day,
u should not tell me when i'm crapping,
cause i can crap all i want on this day.

p.s: it's sort of a privilage.
hahaha

thanks:)

Excellence Found In Toilets

2006-06-22T16:36:00.000+08:00

Toilets make the best inspirations.

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit Broken hearted
Tried to shit But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky You had your chance
I tried to fart, And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here To shit and stink,
But all I do Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose.. .

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall)

If you can pee above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...
please aim properly.
Thanks & Regards,
Angie Tan

A Mother's Cry

2006-06-21T22:02:00.000+08:00

>>>Dear Reader
>>>>>>I am a single mother of four kids: ages five, three and a half, 17 month, and two week old baby girl.

God has blessed me with three beautiful, healthy children. Untill recently things were going great for us, even though we struggled financially at times (my part-time job was not enough to support us).

Then, the tragedy struck on January 13th. My oldest, Matt, got hit by a car while playing outside. ( The driver never got fined - it was a hit and run). After agonizingly long weeks of hospitalization, we did not think he would live but thank godness is he alive right now ... but barely.

He is still in the hospital in the comatose condition. Doctors say he will be a vegetable for the rest of his live, for as long as he lives and even if he does come out of the coma - his brain is too damaged for him to lead a normal life.

My insurance coverage run out and I can't afford hospital bills. Right now I own a hospital over 500,000 dollars so far.

Shortly, after the accident has happened, my 87 year old grandmother, with whom I was really close (she raised me as a child), suffered a stroke and could not live on her own anymore. I took her in.All that happened while I was pregnant with Carissa.

Because of all this severe stress that I've been through, Carissa was not only a premie but was born with Down's syndrome as well as chronic colitis. She is also missing fingernails on her right hand. She is in the hospital as well because she needs to be monitored 24/7.

Right now I am at the lowest point of my life: I don't have a job - taking care of three sick family members that are so dear to me is a full time job - I can't afford to pay for my tiny appartment, my car got taken away because no payment, not to mention the debt with a hospital!

I know you are not obligated to do anything: you are free to delete this email without giving it a second thought, but please listen to the cry from mothers heart!

We had worked out a deal with AOL where for every 12 forwards I will get 15 cents.
Please, don't harden your heart, send this email to everyone on your list.

This is crucial for our survival!! God bless you all!

>>>>>>Sincerely,
>>>>>>Debbie Shwartz

Hate

2006-06-21T22:00:00.000+08:00

HATE:

a

special

kind

of

love

given

to

people

who

suck.

Lessons

2006-06-20T13:03:00.000+08:00

> >> >lessons you die die have to learn..> >>> >> >

first 5 lessons for 2006:-

> >> > > >5 lessons

> >> > > >> >> > > > LESSON 1

> >> > > >> >> > > > A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish.
I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
> >> > > >> >> > > > *MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > > LESSON 2

> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > > Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO,>"this is a very sensitive and important document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?(He thought the shredder was a photocopying machine)
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
> >> > > >> >> > > > *LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS> >>EVERYTHING.*

> >> > > >> >>> > > >> >> > > > LESSON 3

> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > > An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked,
"What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you...
Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I?
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
> >> > > >> >> > > > *LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*

> >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> > > > LESSON 4

> >> > > >> >> > > > There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said,
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER".
He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
> >> > > >> >> > > > *LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*

> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > > LESSON 5

> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > > The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach...... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed(he went on *strike*) and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
> >> > > >> >> > > >*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*

The Hershley Man

2006-06-10T12:46:00.000+08:00

Subject: Super Interesting

>Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway

> > >-but the Hershley Man will know!

> > > >YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

> >This is pretty neat !!

> >DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

>It takes less than a minute.

>Work this out as you read ...

>Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

> >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate

>(more than once but less than 10)

> >2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

> >3. Add 5

> >4. Multiply it by 50

-- I'll wait while you get the calculator.

> >5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....

>If you haven't, add 1755.

> >6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

> >You should have a three digit number.

> >The first digit of this was your original number >(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

> >The next two numbers

> > >are >YOUR AGE!

> > >(Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

> > >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

> > > > > >--------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > >

being happy everyday is the road to happiness in our life

Live your Life to the Fullest.

2006-06-06T13:31:00.000+08:00

>>Kindly read and pass it on.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Slow Dance
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York
>>> >>Hospital.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the
>>> >>closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>SLOW DANCE
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Have you ever watched kids
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>On a merry-go-round?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Or listened to the rain
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Slapping on the
>>>ground?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You better slow down.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Don't dance so fast.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Time is short.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>The music won't last.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Do you run through each day
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>On the fly?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>When you ask How are you?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Do you hear the reply?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>When the day is done
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Do you lie in your
>>>bed
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>With the next hundred chores
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Running through your head?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You'd better slow down
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Don't dance so fast.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Time is short.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>The music won't last.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Ever told your child,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>We'll do it tomorrow?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>And in your haste,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Not see his sorrow?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Ever lost touch,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Let a good friendship die
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Cause you
>>>never had time
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>To call and say,"Hi"
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You'd better slow down.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Don't dance so fast.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Time is short.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>The music won't last.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>When you run so fast to get somewhere
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You miss half the fun of getting there.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>When you worry and hurry through your day,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>It is like an unopened gift....
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Thrown away.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Life is not a race.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Do take it
>>>slower
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Hear the music
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Before the song is over.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>--------------------
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>FORWARDED
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL COUNT.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Dear All:
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>even to those you don't know!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>It is the request of a special girl who
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>will soon leave this world due to cancer.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>This young girl
>>>has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>She wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>their life to the fullest, since she never will.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>school, or get married and have a family of her own.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>By you sending this to as many people as possible,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>you can give her and her family a little hope,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>because with every name that this is sent to,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>The American Cancer
>>>Society
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>at least send it to 5 or 6 ---
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>(just think ,it could be you one day).
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>It's not even your money, just your time!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Dr. Dennis Shields, Professor
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Department of Developmental and Molecular Biology
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>1300 Morris Park
>>>Avenue
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Bronx, New York 10461

WISE ADVICE

2006-06-02T17:25:00.000+08:00

>>ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
>>
>>
>>TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
>>conversational skills will be as important as any other.
>>
>>
>>THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
>>you want.
>>
>>
>>FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
>>
>>
>>FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
>>
>>
>>SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get
married.
>>
>>
>>SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
>>
>>
>>EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams
>>don't have much.
>>
>>
>>NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
>>only way to live life completely.
>>
>>
>>TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
>>
>>
>>ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
>>
>>
>>TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
>>
>>
>>THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to
>>answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
>>
>>
>>FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve
>>great
risk.
>>
>>
>>FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
>>
>>
>>SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .
>>
>>
>>SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for
>>others; and responsibility for all your actions.
>>
>>
>>EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
>>
>>
>>NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate
>>steps to correct it.
>>
>>
>>TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in
>>your voice.
>>
>>
>>TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
>>
>>Now, here's the FUN part!
>>Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve. 1-4

>>people: Your life will improve slightly.
>>5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
>>9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
>>
>>15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everything you
>>ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.
>>
>>A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
>>heart.

The Bible (1)

2006-06-02T17:13:00.000+08:00

Today's bible reading is from: 1 Corinthians 1:27

Instead, God deliberately chose things the world considers foolish in order toshame those who think they are wise. And he chose those who are powerless toshame those who are powerful.

Singapore IDOL

2006-05-31T21:52:00.000+08:00

it's not like i chase the show,
but i just watch it anyway.

QN: Why do u need ONE hill when u've got TWO?

ANS: CAUSE PAUL TWOHILL IS HERE!!

lol.
haha.

not like i idolise him or anything,
i just like his singing.
cause uptill now,
i think that his pronounciation is the best.
for the singing part.

haha.

i was laughing
like crazy when Jacintha made her hair to look like him.

hahahahaha.

the hair
the HAIR
THE HAIR!!!!

HAHAHAH.
ok.
i'm cracking.

~u smell pretty~

haha.

PROJECTS!!!

2006-05-31T21:31:00.000+08:00

no more

NO MORE

i have too many projects!!!
5 to be exact.
and since there's 30 days of holidays..
6 days to complete EACH.
WITHOUT clashing.
It's gonna be hard.

What about my Sundays and Mondays?
when i've got church and tuition??
sigh.
argh.
BANG.
CRASH.
*silence*

1)Literature
~Script writing and dramatisation

2)HigherMotherTongue
~Script writing and dramatisation(filming and editing)

3)Maths
~Figure some kinda formulae and present it in a powerpoint.
~who have heard of a need for a major maths project? sigh 8_8

4)History PBA
~Script writing and dramatisation

5)Geography
~Future Problem Solving
~16 problems, 1 underlying problem, 16 alternative solutions, 5 criteria, ranking of problems and one answer.
~this is so long winded.why dun they just let us find the problem.sigh.
~act the answer out.

if u have noticed,
they are either turning us into a successful script writer, a director, or an actress.
argh.

this is what u get when u're in a girls' school.

p.s: it's at least better than the uneccessary problems they face in mixed schools. :)

:/ i HOPE it's worth ALL that problems.

one more gone..

2006-05-27T17:14:00.000+08:00

we'll miss his teaching.

he is a really understanding teacher.

he knows what we need and we we don't need.

especially uneccessary homework.

what i admire about him was his language and writing.

even though his such an old and mellowed man,

he really impresses people for his english.

WOAH.

He knows that we are very stressed and tired.

So he'll try to change his teaching methods so that they are different from other teachers.

He praises us to lift our spirits.

even if it doesn't have any effect.

thanks for trying:)

and nows it's back to Mrs Yong.

sigh.

not that she's bad.

but she's a bit too strict sometimes.

and a too classroom person.

if u know what i'd meant.

anyway,

CHEERS to Mr Ang.

our D & T Teacher.

;)

Men Are Hard To Please

2006-05-27T15:52:00.000+08:00

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.(oh really?hah.)

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;(let's see.)

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.(yea right.)

If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.(bleah)

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

Send this to guys out there anyway...

Send it to girls also, give them some laughter...;)

Another one gone..

2006-05-26T20:55:00.000+08:00

it's Mrs Diane Ang..

she's my science teacher..

a terrific one..

she teaches while...

but most of the time she's strict.

especially in her marking:(

but who cares about the marking when she's not gonna teach us anymore???

;(

i really looked up to her as a good example of a consistant worker in her teaching.

she has brought joy and the willingness to study to me..

and i hope that she'll do the same to everyone from all walks of life.

May God pour his blessings upon her and her family.

CHEERS to Mrs Diane Ang! :)

we'll never forget what she did.

KINDNESS PAYS!

2006-05-26T20:45:00.000+08:00

>>>>One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.
>>>>However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"
>>>>"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to accept payment for a kindness."
>>>>He said, "Then I thank you from my heart." As he left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
>>>>Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation.
>>>>When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case.
>>>>After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all.
>>>>Finally, she looked, and something caught her attention on the side as she read these words:"Paid in full with one glass of milk." Signed Dr. Howard Kelly.
>>>>Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed:"Thank You, GOD, that your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

>>>>NOW YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES. You can send this page on and spread a positive message or ignore it and pretend it never touched you.

TREASURING LOVE

2006-05-26T20:38:00.000+08:00

>>>>There was once this guy who is very much in love with this girl.
This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
>>>>Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company and his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together.
>>>>Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...
>>>>Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company. You never fail until you stop trying.
>>>>One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.
>>>>With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company,car, condo, etc. He made it!
>>>>What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed... and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...
>>>>Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained that she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with Cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did>>not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him.
>>>>Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of those>>back with him...
>>>>Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.
>>>>The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her ever again... hope you understand.
>>>>Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.

Are u the 2% or the 98% ?

2006-05-19T18:43:00.000+08:00

MIND GAME

2% or 98%

This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

· Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. · There's no trick or surprise. · Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!

· Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.

· Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)

Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending on to others. Forward it to people you know so they can find out if they are usual or unusual

"Surprises, surprises, and more surprises" ;)

2006-05-17T21:06:00.000+08:00

Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I knowGirl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

Too Busy for a Friend

2006-05-13T17:19:00.000+08:00

>> >>>> >>>> >>One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other
>> >>>> >>>> >>students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between
>> >>>> >>>> >>each name.
>> >>>> >>>> >>Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about
>> >>>> >>>> >>each of their classmates and write it down.
>> >>>> >>>> >>It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment,
>> >>>> >>>> >>and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
>> >>>> >>>> >>That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student

>> >>>> >>>> >>separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about

>> >>>> >>>> >>that individual.

>> >>>> >>>> >>On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire

>> >>>> >>>> >>class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I

>> >>>> >>>> >>meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much,"

>> >>>> >>>> >>were most of the comments.

>> >>>> >>>> >>No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if

>> >>>> >>>> >>they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't

>> >>>> >>>> >>matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose. The students were

>> >>>> >>>> >>happy with themselves and one

>> >>>> >>>> >>another. That group of students moved on.

>> >>>> >>>> >>Several years later, one of the students was killed in Vietnam and his

>> >>>> >>>> >>teacher attended the funeral of that special student. She had never

>> >>>> >>>> >>seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome,

>> >>>> >>>> >>so mature.

>> >>>> >>>> >>The church was packed with his friends. One by one those who loved him

>> >>>> >>>> >>took a last walk by the coffin.

>> >>>> >>>> >>The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin. As she stood there,

>> >>>> >>>> >>one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her. "Were you

>> >>>> >>>> >>Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes." Then he said: "Mark

>> >>>> >>>> >>talked about you a lot."

>> >>>> >>>> >>After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a

>> >>>> >>>> >>luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to

>> >>>> >>>> >>speak with his teacher. "We want to show you something," his father

>> >>>> >>>> >>said, taking a wallet out of his pocket. "They found this on Mark when

>> >>>> >>>> >>he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."

>> >>>> >>>> >>Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook

>> >>>> >>>> >>paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times. The >>>> >>>> >>>>teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she

>> >>>> >>>> >>had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about

>> >>>> >>>> >>him.

>> >>>> >>>> >>"Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see,

>> >>>> >>>> >>Mark treasured it."

>> >>>> >>>> >>All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around.. Charlie smiled

>> >>>> >>>> >>rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top

>> >>>> >>>> >>drawer of my desk at home."

>> >>>> >>>> >>

>> >>>> >>>> >>Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."

>> >>>> >>>> >>"I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my diary."

>> >>>> >>>> >>Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her pocketbook, took out her

>> >>>> >>>> >>wallet and showed her worn and frazzled list to the group. "I carry this

>> >>>> >>>> >>with me at all times," Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she

>> >>>> >>>> >>continued: "I think we all saved our lists."

>> >>>> >>>> >>That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark

>> >>>> >>>> >>and for all his friends who would never see him again.

>> >>>> >>>> >>The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life

>> >>>> >>>> >>will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.

>> >>>> >>>> >>So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are special

>> >>>> >>>> >>and important. Tell them, before it is too late.

>> >>>> >>>> >>And One Way To Accomplish This Is: Pass this message on. If you do

>> >>>> >>>> >>not send it, you will have, once again passed up the wonderful

>> >>>> >>>> >>opportunity to do something nice and beautiful.

>> >>>> >>>> >>

If you're "too busy" to take those few minutes right now to pass this

>> >>>> >>>> >>message on, would this be the VERY first time you didn't do that little

>> >>>> >>>> >>thing that would make a difference in your relationships?

>> >>>> >>>> >>The more people that you send this to, the better you'll be at reaching

>> >>>> >>>> >>out to those you care about.

>> >>>> >>>> >>Remember, you reap what you sow. What you put into the lives of others

>> >>>> >>>> >>comes back into your own.

hee:)

2006-05-03T16:39:00.000+08:00

erm..

i think i just writing this post for fun.

i have nothing to say.

so sorry for your "unweavering" attention

:)

Read and laugh

2006-05-03T16:30:00.000+08:00

To: All Students!

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING ( S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T . will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS ( D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST ( B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(H.O.T. S.H.I.T .).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., theyhave already had their fill of S.H.I.T.
Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T .)--

Me, my cracked life, and crappy posts.

2006-04-26T19:39:00.000+08:00

Hi. I'm Rachel.

(*'_')('_'x)bruised and battered.

haha.

A normal 14 year old.

hm..

maybe not that normal..

cracking u say?

oh yes!

Definitely.

Postivitely.

100% Guaranteed

haha..

i like Cheryl.

and Dailing.

Don't get me wrong.

i'm not a lesbian.

but the 2 of them are very funny.

too funny.

i'd had coughed and spilled our milo and apple ice tea because of their funny jokes.

and silly actions.

haha.

i'm a part time counsellor.

the World's youngest one i think.

haha.

u've got problems.

come find me.

i'll be here.
arse glues firmly to my chair.

answering questions.

both lame and serious ones.

haha.

i like to laugh.

and i mean alot.

haha.

that's me.

haha.

bye.

:)

Science

2006-04-20T19:39:00.000+08:00

today was my science formative..

we were tested on the transportation in cells...diffusion and osmosis stuff..
duunoe y they jump all the way back again..sigh..

and a silly old fungus question came out of nowhere in the paper..
--"

one of the question went like this:

why can a fungus digest its food outside itself?

.....

i just feel like whacking the setter..*

CHERYL LEE

2006-04-07T14:59:00.000+08:00

PHEW...

just got through so many exams..
still waiting for more to come

but anyway./.
i just had my Home ec practical today morning...
it was so rush!!!!!!!
we only had 1 hr to prepare 4 dishes inlcuding the washing up!!

cheryl was so damn funny!!!
she was sort of incharge of the washing up and there was like..5 mins left..
when i added 3 more pots to the sink, she was like:ahhh!! still got so many!!!
must hurry!!!
then she,took the mama lemon soap and starting squeezing it like a gun everywhere around the sink!!!
it was so funny!!!=D

she also likes to "fight" with her classmates(with me included)...
ALOT...HAHA..
it is not that kinda fight u're thinking about now...so the lame kicking and pinching and slapping jokingly on the face that kind...
she should be our ASIA'S NUMBER 1 FEMALE FIGHTER
haha:)

then Ai Ying had a conversation with me:

Ai ying: eh..imagine cheryl is our prime minister next time..hahaha
Me: WAD!!!!!!!NO way!!i'll move out from this country!!oh no!!she'll wreck the world and i'll have no where to run!!我不要活了！！
Ai ying: Hahaha!!
Me: hm...maybe it's a good thing too..coz we're her good friends...can get credit...hahaha
Denise: u evil arh..hahaha

i still shudder at the thought of cheryl being our PM..
if u know her..u'll definitely know why..

life's bad

2006-03-29T16:57:00.000+08:00

Dun worry

there's MORE TO COME YET..

stick on to know the "news";)

B.A.D

2006-03-29T16:44:00.000+08:00

B
A
D

this are the 3 letters that flodds my mind almost everyday..

my
life
is
B
A
D..

so many CAs to rush..
so many homework to do..
so many projects to complete..
so many notes to copy..
so many lessons to catch up with..

monday: freak out over homework coming CA

tuesday:lit CA brought forward..from thursday to tmr!!
GG homework= mt.kinabalu
Maths CA tomorrow

wednesday:Maths CA-freak out
Lit CA-freak out
HMT CA tmr
Eng Vocab CA tmr
was just informed that there is a History CA next week
Science SPA in Week 4
Science CA in week 5
was just informed that there is an Eng project which will take up 80% of term 2..

COOL...
Isn't my life just great?? *sarcarstic grin*

stuffing yourself up to the limit

2006-03-24T16:59:00.000+08:00

i took this from a mail i got from my friend..it's so funny..u should read..:

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied,

"I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Haha:~)

miss ee

2006-03-23T20:09:00.000+08:00

LOL..haha

tt's my relief gg teacher..

no offence..but u noe wad??

her tongue is so close to her upper lip that she toks so weirdly!!

haha..but she's quite a nice teacher...with a way BIG handwriting,

a very LOUD voice, and goes VERY FAST>>>i mean very fast..

The 3 Cs

2006-03-16T13:39:00.000+08:00

the 3 Cs to having wad u want from your parents are./..

1. be creepy?

2. be crazy?

3. have constipation?

NO!

it's...

1. cuddle up to your parents,

2. compliment them for raising you up,

3. and cry!!!!!

hahaha

tkg amazing race

2006-03-09T21:18:00.000+08:00

tkg amazing race=killer for the legs

we had the amazing race held in my school by a company called high consultancies..
it was very fun...travelling from Collar Quay to Tanjong Pagar..
we had a lot of "road blocks" on the way by our coach..mr Barry who was following us
to give clues and stuff..
the road blocks were stuff like obstacles to earn points and we had to beg ppl to help
us in order to complete them..
most of the ppl were helpful tourists(eurasians)..and we were very grateful for wad they did..

the silly road blocks that we had to do was:

1)ask for $2 from a complete stranger(in any way u can)
2)do the actions and sing the song of "she bangs"with 2 tourists
3)spin 10 circles doing the elephant nose
4)sing the tk anthem in front of a WHOLE food centre
5)shout "i love u" to ppl on the boat and expect them to say it back to u
6)post a cute and titanic(the one with the hand outstretched) pose with a complete stranger
7)answer some stupid questions given by the mr Barry
8)i tink there is more..but i forgot..

The worst was actually having to walk ALL the way WITHOUT any form of public transport!!!
imagine!!from the parliment house ALL THE WAY to tanjong pagar centre..
by the time we reached there everybody was like melted ice cream..it was in the afternoon u see..

but most importantly..it was fun...we had bonded as a class.x).for our last year together before the streamings...=/

Creepy...

2006-03-08T19:50:00.001+08:00

PRANK CALLERS

i HATE prank callers!!!

I received a call yesterday and the caller
sounded ALOT like my friend..
so i asked her if she was my friend(Janessa)
then she said"ya la!"
so i was like.."er..ok"
then we kept talking about school life..

then she suddenly said she's a stranger..
but i did not believe it as she was so alike
my friend...

the voice..the tone..the way she talk..the
language she used...
all so creepy...it's like her long lost twin

then i asked my friend if she called me today
and she sweared no...really no...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"when thou wake'st, thou take'st, true delight in thy former's eye"

2006-03-06T16:47:00.000+08:00

that's the Midsummer Night's Dream play line...

i was acting as Puck when i forgot to let Melissa
say her Oberon's lines..and i sounded so weird!!!
so embarrassing...
wad's more was that after the play was done...
mdm Amizah was like..:hah??finished already??
so fast?the play is so short??i expected longer..
LOL...

anyway..my legs are much better already:))
i'm very happy

SHU YING!!

2006-03-03T21:12:00.000+08:00

SHUYING GOT 1st!!!

In the 200m dash!!
i'm so proud of her..

Anyway./.i'm here writing thei entry coz i'm stuck to my chair and my muscles dun wanna budge!!:(

my LEGS!!!

2006-03-03T13:13:00.000+08:00

they are killing me.
I have 2 sets of muscles

A and B.
28th feb:ran 2.5 for leisure at the park in the evening
1st mar:long jump(4 sets)for sports heats
2nd mar:went to VJC track for sports heats
3rd:going later to VJC again to support my friend:)

i have strained both A and B muscles..
what can i do next??
tear them to shreds??
i can't even walk properly now..
let alone run.

A Levels

2006-03-01T18:46:00.000+08:00

-chill..it's not me:)

my sis's got her a level results today!!!!
and she was quite satisfied with it:))

Literature: A
Maths: B
Physics: B
Art: B

COOL..if that is that..then what will happen to me??

To receive or to reject?

2006-03-01T18:27:00.000+08:00

-it's up to u
_=+_
God's love is like a boiling kettle on high, waiting for u to take in and receive.(*L*)

have U seen a single tear?it ISN'T gonna happen here.

2006-03-01T18:06:00.000+08:00

-at least not today

Even though Yvonne got out of the competition, she'll always be a TKGian
superstar. As for her fanclub,PLs dun cry.there will always be other chances
for her to prove herself.
Maybe even YOU.

Definition of love

2006-03-01T17:36:00.000+08:00

lTo all those who are 'infactauted' or are in an emotional crisis(as Mrs Ho had said) ,
remember this: If you love something, let it go. If it was meant to be, it will come
back to you. Just like God's love to us, he lets us go, only waiting for us to return
back to his arms.l

MuMMies

2006-02-25T14:01:00.000+08:00

MAKING A MUMMY
WARNING:THIS IS VERY MESSY! DO NOT TRY THIS IN YOUR KITCHEN!
1.first take a dead pharaoh

2.undress the body and put it on a wooden table.(the embalming table)

3.Remove the brain by placing a chisel up the left nostril and breakingthrough into the skull. 'they first take an iron hook and with it draw outthe brain through the nostrils.(herodotus)

4.you can throw the brain away(they did not think that the brain was too important in the afterlife)

5.fill the empty skull with a packing of natron and plaster--good solid stuff

6.cut open the front-- an embalmer called a 'ripper-up' usually does this. 'they take out the whole contents of the stomache which they clean, washing it with palm wine. after that they fill the hole with myrrh and other spices.they sew up the opening.the body is placed for 70 days, washed and wrapped round the head to foot with bandages of linen cloth smeared with gum.'

7.if u want, charms and prayers may be written on papyrus to keep away evil spirits---but not the grave robbers:p

8.u may wish to replace the eyes with polished black stones(if u dare to take it out)although king ramesses IV had 2 small onions for eyes!

9.stuff the body with linen rags and sew it back to shape. only the heart is left inside.this is very important!!it will be weighed later in the afterlife.

10.make a mask for the head. it should be covered with gold..so make sure that the king pays u before he dies!!

11.put the mummy in a coffin(or in a coffin into a coffin into a coffin)

12.put the stomache, liver, intestines and lungs in their own 'jars'.

13.perform the ceremony of opening the mouth of the mummy--if u don't, the mummy won't be able to eat,drink,talk,or breathe in the afterlife.

14.fasten down the coffin lid. place the coffin in a tomb or pyramid.

15.sing a funeral song for the dead.. !@$##*%#Q&*$^)(Q*)#Q#_)((&@#!

16.have a funeral party with the best wines and food,entertainers and music!!everyone's invited..except for the mummy...

17.END OF STORY..:))AND REMEMBER TO INVITE ME TO THE FUNERAL!!

and I thought girls scream MUCH better than guys

2006-02-25T13:22:00.001+08:00

REALLY

have u heard boys scream??
i don't think u did...
or else u would be as deaf as i am now..

1) At the badminton match, there were Victoria supporters around the whole hall,
and they were shouting their own cheers..
part of it went like this:'VS *scream* VS *scream*'
the pitch was so DEAFENING and girly that we even we TKGians were impressed..
most of the girls were giggling away..
and i was rolling over the floor laughing.
At some parts, they were screaming for paya lebar methodists girls(our opponent)
[some said it's because many TKGians have boyfriends over there..then they dump
them*and vice versa*.. so the guys were angry and word was spread around..and
they did not cheer for us] what's the justice man?!

2) I heard this scream in a McDonald's restaurant.
4 St.Pat's boys were 'molesting' their poor little class mate..
and mind u..they are sec 2s.
the boy screamed like a poor puppy that was dying pathetically...
wad can i say?

Badminton Girls

2006-02-25T13:15:00.000+08:00

they lost to Paya Lebar Medodist Girls' at the finals...
so sad:(
i went to watch the game at Victoria School on thursday.
it was exciting and the points were very CLOSE..
GO GIRLS!!
u can do it next year!!:)beat them all

Hi

2006-02-24T22:56:00.000+08:00

hello everyone

i just made this blog today...

but there's one problem..i duunoe wad to write about..

==' rite..

nvm..i need time to think,,,

see u later:)